So, how do you write a book? Well, it begins with a series of steps.
You start out kind of smug. You clean your desk. You think how great this book’s going to be…
You go to the kitchen and start plotting. Backstories come to you. The urge to drink coffee and snack on cake, too.
And eventually you get it all figured out. On paper anyhow.
So, you start writing.
Your desk is ready for you. Short, fat, black dog is on duty.
You are moving along like lightening. Or so you think.
But the cat knows. She lifts her head and says, “Psst. Hey you down there. Wake up, mutt. She’s going to hit the wall any minute. Be alert. Be ready. Coffee cake will be in the offing.”
And verily (because this is the perfect time to say verily), it comes to pass that the writer hits an impasse. Ooops. What to do?
Ah, back to the kitchen. We’ll figure it out there.
(dog on duty: see blanket, bottom of right hand picture).
Thinking gets kind of difficult. You move to the family room.
Cat on duty. See black splotch on red/gold blanket.